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Here's
another reason that I could have put on the 'Who
& Why' page, but that I thought might be more
relevant here. The production of Merchant
Prince is actually the result of an abortive
attempt to create an Allen Schezar shrine, which
was to have been called Janua Caeli and give
a very thorough examination of the Knight of
Heaven, from both positive and negative viewpoints.
Unfortunately, when I made this decision I forgot
about my disability. I appear to be
constitutionally incapable of making websites
devoted to the heroes of anime series. I can
do villains and secondary characters without
difficulty - actually, my first ever anime
site, Focus: Yuuichirou & Rei, was a
shrine for a character from Sailor Moon who
looks kinda like Dryden (though he lacks his
poise). But when I try to tackle a hero I lose my
inspiration - this also happened when I tried to
make a Sailor Mercury shrine, though I maintain
that Chasing Ami would have been a cool
title. (Or maybe I just can't do shrines about
characters who have names starting with A, or who
wear a lot of blue. Who knows.)
As
I tried to compile this even-handed,
dual-perspective Allen shrine, I found myself
seeing him more and more from the negative
perspective (even though I think he's gorgeous) and
realising that I not only preferred Dryden as a
character, I would much rather be making a site for
him, especially since there are no other Dryden
shrines that I know of, but Allen Shrinery has been
well done by others. I like to be original, and I
like to sing the praises of the relatively obscure.
Dryden definitely deserves more attention and
appreciation. With that in mind, here's my list
of
Reasons
why I like Dryden Fassa so much better than
Allen Schezar (or 'What the hell was Millerna
thinking?') *^.^*
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The very first time we see Dryden, he's
planning to give a captive mermaid her
freedom. Allen wishes to keep Hitomi 'in a
birdcage.' Who would piss you off
less if he were your boyfriend? Allen's
chivalry is one of his attractive
features, but its flipside is this
tendency to be overprotective and
controlling. He wants to know everywhere
you go, everything you do - and the
impression this gives is that he either
doesn't trust you very much, or he doesn't
think you're bright enough to look after
yourself. Although Dryden is more cavalier
than chivalrous, I think he has more
genuine respect for women as people,
rather than stained-glass-window ideals.
(This is another reason why I think Dryden
must be good friends with his mother - see
'Speculation.' Allen lost both his mother
and his sister when he was young,
depriving him of an opportunity to gain a
realistic understanding of women while
growing up, and is by temperament far more
inclined to set the fairer sex on
pedestals and require them to behave
accordingly.)
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Quite frankly, Allen looks as though he spends a
long time in the bathroom every morning. I can't be
having with that. Especially since I spend a fair
amount of time there myself, and I don't want to
have to fight for mirror privileges. I'm not
accusing Allen of being really vain or superficial;
I'll give him more credit than that. But he is
obviously very conscious of appearances (not least
his own). Dryden is not oblivious to them; he
thinks Millerna is beautiful, and he's cheerfully
confident about his own good looks. But personality
and intelligence are far more important to him, in
others and in himself. And he obviously doesn't put
hours into personal grooming *^.^* As long as he
showers and brushes his teeth every day, that's
fine by me.
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Re: Dryden's confidence about his looks. I
just love how he can say the cockiest
things without sounding like a complete
wanker. That's pretty hard to do, and I
think he pulls it off because it's always
obvious that he never takes himself
seriously. It's true that Dryden can be a
bit abrasive, especially when he's not
trying to be nice. He thoroughly annoys
Hitomi by upsetting and embarrassing Allen
about his father, Leon. But it's Dryden's
wry remark as Hitomi goes off in a huff,
something like 'Oh, man - another
girl's gonna hate me' that always makes me
laugh, and makes it impossible for me to
stay mad at him. That touch of
self-deprecation, that recognition that he
isn't everyone's cup of tea, that
refusal to take himself seriously
really endears him to me. Okay, Allen
never brags, and modesty is nice too. But
you can bet that he takes himself
absolutelyseriously. He couldn't
behave the way he does, without ever
giving himself the giggles, if he didn't.
This is part of his charm as a fictional
character. But Dryden would make a much
nicer real person.
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There again - Dryden is like a real person. Hey,
I've even got half a chance of meeting someone like
him. I wish. Actually, I did meet a few guys
a bit like him in my days at the University of
Auckland, but they either weren't that cute or they
didn't think I was cute, so boo. As I
indicated above, I like Allen very much as a
fictional character, but if I met him I
think I'd find him very annoying - and impossible
to take seriously. See, that's the weird thing, I
can take Dryden seriously because Dryden
doesn't. But I'm always seized by an urge to ask
Allen whether he gets someone to inflate his
sleeves for him or does he do it himself, or to put
his hair in Sailor Moon 'odango' ponytails. I'm a
bad person *^.^*
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As far as we know, Dryden has no illegitimate
children. That's gotta be a bonus. And I really
don't know how Millerna can be happy with Allen,
knowing he was in love with her older sister first
- as Eries recognises, one reason for Allen's
attraction to Millerna is that she reminds him of
Marlene. (The line in the Exponents' song 'Why Does
Love Do This To Me?', 'It seems I'm thinking of
you, but I'm still thinking of someone else' always
makes me think of Allen. 'Why Does Love Do This To
Me?' incidentally, is quite possibly the best song
in the world ever.) Allen comes with an awful lot
of emotional baggage. Dryden is simply less messed
up.
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Oh, and did I mention he's loaded? Because
if I don't he will *^.^* Even after
selling his trading fleet to pay the
Ispano Clan, Dryden still probably has
inherited wealth to fall back on. And I
wouldn't expect his circumstances to
remain straitened for long. Impressively
rich, but not obsessed with money and
inclined to be very generous - that's
very attractive. Dryden has the
best possible attitude to money, that it's
very useful, a means to an end, but not at
all important for its own sake. We really
don't know anything about Allen's
financial situation, do we? I have a
long-standing disagreement with a friend
about what the young Allen said to Balgus
when he met him, that he had no home. My
friend thinks Allen means he literally has
no house; that he's been deprived
of his family estate, and is living as a
bandit because it's that or starve. I
don't see how this would happen. The
Schezars appear to have been a wealthy and
well-connected family; Leon and Encia's
marriage was made for reasons of status
and alliance, apparently very similar to
the motives for Millerna and Dryden's
marriage. Since Allen was the only
surviving and locatable family member
after Leon and Celena vanished and Encia
died, it's only logical that the estate
would descend on him. I think Allen meant
he was emotionally homeless, without any
connections in the world, no place with
people who made him feel safe and happy -
hence his being, as Balgus puts it, 'in a
hurry to die.'
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Because
Dryden has been more fortunate in a lot of ways, I
think he'd be able to make his home anywhere;
'home' is a feeling he carries with him, rather
than a place he's anchored to, because he is so
secure and contented within himself. As long as
he's got plenty of books and no-one bugs him too
much, he'll be quite happy. Well, gosh, that means
he could stay at my house *^.^* Dryden's got mental
wealth, and this is what he really prizes. (Yeah, I
just borrowed a term from a PlayStation ad
campaign. Sue me.)
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Dryden's taller than Allen. By four centimetres. So
there.
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In the end, I can accept Allen and
Millerna as a couple because Allen has
shown he's not good enough for Hitomi, and
I'm damn' sure Dryden is too good for
Millerna. (Syrena Doné of
Dilandau's
Lair
has termed her 'a chicken-legged ditz' and
there are times when I'm inclined to
concur. And her fondness for 'watakushi
wa,' the most formal, prim way of saying
'I' in Japanese, never fails to get up my
nose.) A sort of mutual runner-up
arrangement. But I think that, in time,
particularly when she grows up a little
(she's only fifteen!) Millerna might come
to share some of my objections to Allen.
She's a smart girl, with ambitions of her
own, and she may well come to find Allen
too restrictive and confining as a
partner. Perhaps as Dryden's wife she
would really have more freedom.
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'kay,
are you sold yet? *^.^*
Of
course, there's a third possibility for Millerna
that you may not have even considered, especially
if you are sane. In the interests of fairness, be
advised that you may like to check out the theory
proposed at... the Moleman
Worship Page.
I am not making this up.
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